The true face of swine flu...

And it's not pretty!

The lungs of a 60 y/o

That's what the doc said.

Bronchitis is a bitch! and over the past few days Bronchitis has made me its bitch! but now it's my turn to make Bronchitis my bitch...Ya hear me? I know all of my loyal blog readers/followers have been wondering - Why hasn't this fuck posted anymore shit?...and now you know.


I could show you a picture of my green phlegm but I am trying to keep this blog a little more classy, so instead here's a picture of me beating Bronchitis the 80s way fool!

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies!

Yes, that's right, You read correctly. Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice has been reinvented with Zombies.

I have my copy on order. Here's a brief summary of what you can expect.


Pride and Prejudice and Zombies -- "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains." So begins Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, an expanded edition of the beloved Jane Austen novel featuring all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie mayhem. As our story opens, a mysterious plague has fallen upon the quiet English village of Meryton—and the dead are returning to life! Feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet is determined to wipe out the zombie menace, but she's soon distracted by the arrival of the haughty and arrogant Mr. Darcy. What ensues is a delightful comedy of manners with plenty of civilized sparring between the two young lovers—and even more violent sparring on the blood-soaked battlefield as Elizabeth wages war against hordes of flesh-eating undead. Can she vanquish the spawn of Satan? And overcome the social prejudices of the class-conscious landed gentry? Complete with romance, heartbreak, swordfights, cannibalism, and thousands of rotting corpses, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies transforms a masterpiece of world literature into something you'd actually want to read.

I love the cover of the book too.

A time to share

I thought I might share something with you.



A few weeks ago the overwhelmingly talented Kaki King made a pit-stop in Townsville and I was lucky enough to catch up with and have a chat. I spoke to her right after the gig and it was a lot of fun. Check it out!

I started off by asking her about Turduckens

Got time?....To waste

Then check out this crazy-ass-huge game of Tetris


You will probably never end up finishing it. I think I lasted about 10mins before boredom started to set-in.

WAKE UP!

Ahh, there's nothing like the bitter smell of an instant coffee to get you going.

Well it's Easter Monday...I think it's a day to celebrate something!?!

Maybe cheap chocolate eggs. Maybe that's what I need to kick-start my day instead of coffee. Chocolate in the shape of something...which brings me to my next thought. Why are there no chocolate Jesus figures at Easter? I'm sure it would go off...Or chocolate crucifixes for that matter. Hey you could even put them together, Jesus on a crucifix; white chocolate on dark chocolate perhaps...mmm sacrilicious.

I have forgotten the point of this post...I think it's just here to mark a further occasion when I have blogged.

Job done I guess.

Oh! did you see that pic of the chick from The Veronicas with her boobs all out? You should google that shit.

What did anyone ever do before sexting

Imagine...

What the world was like pre-internet.

Is it that time again already?

Well, I have finally realised that blogging is harder than it seems. Wait let me correct that...More time consuming. Well it's not really time consuming. I guess it's just another thing I have inadvertently decided to do without realising that it's another commitment. So excuse me for treating this blog like a neglected wife sometimes, but hey when it's good it's gold.

Now that rant is over. Check out the Chinchy badges below. I think they are pretty savvy. If you want one just send me an EMAIL and I will pop one in the post for you.

THEY ARE FREE (the three greatest words in the English language)

Pac-Man on Acid

Ch-ch Ch-ch-ch Ch-ch Check it out!!! It's PAC-MAN like you've never played before.